February 2012
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(907): She was humming during sex. After I asked...
-textsfromlastnight
FACT: most children of the 90’s cannot hear “theme music” without thinking of this.
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“Fat people who love themselves scare the shit out of people who don’t love...”
– Tigress Osborn (via erinkyan)
as a fat person who’s TRYING, I find this very reassuring.
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copycatgirl:
“You’re my roly poly pudding,” Erik tells him delightedly, in a low voice, “You’re my sugar dumpling.”
“Must I be all these confectionaries?” Charles sighs, “I suppose my mother did used to say to me, If you eat too many cakes, you’ll turn into one!”
wtf? this is so cute…
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Happy Tuesgay Everybody
oh-my-erotic-nightmares:
our-g-a-l-a-x-y:
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What a coincidence
Glee is covering Nicki Minaj tonight…
Go fuck yourself Glee.
You couldn’t let me have this one thing, untouched by your hygienic, bubblegum, Wonder Bread hands? You’ve taken my Amy Winehouse (R.I.P.) and destroyed her, and my entire Rumours album, and we won’t even discuss what you did to Cyndi Lauper, but now you’ve gone and taken the one thing I had. You even...
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I cannot stop playing Marilyn Monroe by Nicki...
i am demolishing this replay button. new theme song?
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everlastingtechnicolor:
Of all the things you could have hopelessly destroyed you choose to destroy Bridesmaids for me.
Thank you glee thank you so freaking much…
yeah, i just saw it too. *siiiiigh* I know that feel.
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Merthur is consuming my soul
NO becuz I just finished The Poisoned Chalice and I fucking seriously cannot
I can’t deal with this
And like, it’s BETTER than Cherik.
I am an emotional masochist. I do these things to myself. My favourite movie of all time is fucking Atonement for god’s sake! But for the truly fulfilling, it has to be Merthur becuz Cherik is sooo heartwrenchingly tragic and it’s so...
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zoequinn:
Today in drama class, this guy and I were talking about How I Met Your Mother, and then Neil Patrick Harris.
I believe he said something along the lines of “Yeah, NPH was my hero! And then I found out he was gay and had kids with another dude and my dreams were crushed! I mean, how could someone so cool be so gay?”
And then he started laughing like it was the most hilarious thing on...
I haven't done any voice meme in a long time
miraclefucknut:
any takers?
posted mine :D
i think yours is adorable btw
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WatchACCENT MEME!
WARNING! my sound quality is horrendous. There is a piercing electronic sound throughout the entire video. It’s awful and you don’t have to listen to this. You do get used to it after a while but it is really annoying at first.
Your name and username. Where you’re from. Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon,...
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Do Spanish homework? Nah.
Read articles for class discussion I’m leading tomorrow? Nah.
Shower for the first time in 4 days? Naah.
SLEEP? Naaaah.
Keep bookmarking all this Merthur porn I’m finding?
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They say our generation have shorter attention...
bloodonmytypewriterkeys:
I’d like to see my parents spend two hours looking for an airport in the middle of what is probably Europe.
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time-to-try-defying-gravity:
Tumblr: Where 30,000 people spending several hours wandering lost in various countries around the world looking for seemingly non-existent airports, all from the comfort of our own homes, is completely normal behaviour.
fucking honestly
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the Facebook generation
last night, i see a paper bag in my fridge and can’t remember what’s in it. just now, i see someone talking about chicken salad on my news feed. OH YEEEEEEEAH!! a chicken salad wrap from express lunch on thursday!
so what have we learned about me?
i will leave food in my fridge for several days and not even give it a second thought.
i will wonder what’s in the bag instead...
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*siiiigh* Motherfucking Merlin is on motherfucking...
I will probably finish season 1 by this time next week…
Update: I’m 15 minutes into The Dragon’s Call and I can’t handle how hot their tension is.
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FUUUUUUUUCK!! OKAY, MERTHUR FANDOM, YOU WIN!
I do not watch Merlin. I do not care about Merlin. I have little interest in Merlin. But all my interest in Cherik/McFassy/XMFC has somehow enabled you guys to flood my dash with your Merthur shit and…
I THINK THEY’RE ADORABLE!!!!!
look at that shit! they’re so fucking cute! I ship Merthur and Brolin and I know fuck all about them!
god bless you, fucking Merthur fandom, you...
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uh-oh… now I’m gonna have to watch this movie again.
as if I didn’t already have valid reasons.
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Judging you...
zoequinn:
Yes, I am watching episodes of Angelina Ballerina.
No, you cannot judge me. Apparently James McAvoy voices the dad.
Okay, you can judge me.
since I have seen Poetry Pie more than once, I am in no position to judge you.
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