fourever.tainted

last night, i see a paper bag in my fridge and can’t remember what’s in it.
just now, i see someone talking about chicken salad on my news feed.
OH YEEEEEEEAH!! a chicken salad wrap from express lunch on thursday!

so what have we learned about me? 

1. i will leave food in my fridge for several days and not even give it a second thought.
2. i will wonder what’s in the bag instead of CHECKING!!!
3. i get ALL of my information from Facebook, even regarding the contents of my refrigerator, 4 feet away from me.
4. i will post this before going to actually remove said chicken salad from my fridge and/or eat it

#true story